CUTE, AWESOME, GIRLY GIRLY BEAUTY TIPS My Morning Beauty Routine My beauty routine begins with an elixir. There’s so many…
Conquering My Addiction to Glamour
“Finding yourself” in college is a process. One I began by diving head-first into the deepest, most glamorous pool I could…
What It’s Like to be a Freak Magnet
If there’s ever a weird person in the room, they will find me. And if there’s not a weird person in the room? I will find one.
8 Office Pranks That’ll Make Your Coworkers say “…What?”
Write to your coworkers: “Hey– I’m setting up a pickle jar by our desks. It’s not a jar with pickles in it (persay) but it’s a jar where you can put money in to go towards a pickle fund. When we have enough money in the jar, we’ll use that to buy pickles.
Going to Concerts Alone, Pt. 2: Crying
How trying testers at Sephora, macaroni and cheese, and a girl’s favorite band still can’t stop her from crying like a baby when things don’t go her way.
Going to Concerts Alone Pt 1: Music Is My Boyfriend
How I became the type of person who sees concerts alone: a tale of embarrassments, crushes, friendships and *finding myself.*
The Megan Patsel Project
By senior year of high school, I was a drama nerd dead-set on being an indie film actress in LA, so I signed up for a film elective through the drama department. What I ended up getting was a class full of nerds and stoners (almost all male!), most of whom were already my friends, where we did everything except make films. I present to you now a visual representation of how I almost failed this class.
8 of My Favorite Pastimes
I like to think that I spend a lot of my time working on my hobbies, like writing and listening to music and drawing and watching movies. But, if an alien were to observe my life, I’m pretty sure they’d believe that the only things I ever do are take naps on couches, spill things, and go pee. Here’s a list of those things I do again and again, to the point where they’ve become pastimes.
Top 10 Times I Was Weird As A Child
Did you guys write musicals based off of weird 80s songs when you were little? Did anyone else sharpie alternative names onto food containers in the fridge? No one? Cool.
A Romantic Hit-and-Run
The story of how I almost hit a guy with my car and then he asked me to prom about it.
January Obsessions
Hello and welcome to a post that I’m writing on my couch at midnight while also watching Netflix and drinking…
The Seasonal Alien Pt. 2
A continuation of last week’s “Inside Retail” story about a department store employee so inhuman and rude, yet so eager to sell clothing. Here’s how he got fired.
